10 Things I Hate About You

 I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.

 I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.

 I hate your big dumb combat boots. And the way you read my mind.

 I hate you so much it makes me sick-- it even makes me rhyme.

 I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.

 I hate it when you make me laugh -- even worse when you make me cry.

 I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didnt call.

 But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you -- not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.